Thank you Easter Bunny, bawk bawk. Anyone wants to prove me wrong we here at Zombiethong would be glad to see the evidence.
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Extensive research, and our crack team has done it, reveals that none of us has seen, or ever will see Dolly Parton's breasts. Billy Ray Cyrus probably has, but no one ever said life is fair. This is the best any of us is ever going to do.
Saturday, March 26, 2016
Through intense research on the internets Dr. Henry Wolfsburg has come upon what is purported to be a a picture of a young Hillary Clinton in a bikini. Is it real? Is it not real? According to Dr. Helen Schucman "nothing unreal exists," so who are we to say you aren't seeing what you see?
Soon to be President Hillary Clinton in a bikini. And why not?
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
There is no shortage of topless pictures of Arlene Bell, one of the most popular and photographed models of the early 1970's. So, being the nice guy he is, Henry Wolfsburg went out and collected a bunch of his favorites for Zombiethong.
|Arlene Bell is reported to be a nice Jewish girl from Southern California who just happened to like being nude. This is a picture from her tryout with Harlem Globetrotters in 1969.|
|But she quickly developed a reputation as a ball hog and was cut from the team.|
|She appeared multiple times in Gem, Gent, and Fling magazines between 1970 and 1975 when she disappeared from the scene.|
|5 ft 3|
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
|Rosemary Hillcrest, a student in economics and Sociology at Exeter at the time of this photo shoot.|
|Janet Lupo, of Hoboken, became a Playboy Bunny in 1974, and was Playmate of the Month in November, 1975. This is a close one. More pictures are required.|
Hillcrest became a playmate when she traveled to Chicago to interview Hugh Hefner for a story for her school paper. She got the interview.
|Janet Lupo became a flight attendant, then later a real estate agent in her native New Jersey.|
|Rosemarie Hillcrest is not known to have done another nude photo shoot after this. Eventually she moved to North Wales, and is a public relations agent there to this day.|
|This is kind of a dead heat here. One more.|
|41"-25"-38". Hike. Statistically the biggest breasts ever to appear in Playboy.|
|Janet Lupo selling a house.|
Verdict: Who cares which one has bigger breasts?
Want to see Elvira, Mistress of the Dark giving head?
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Marilyn Lange was Playmate of the Month for May 1974, and later, the 1975 Playmate of the Year.
She married a drummer right out of high school, so she's not that smart
She was quoted as saying she thought sexually explicit entertainment had taken the imagination out of the erotic experience.
She lived in Hawaii.
May 1974 Playboy pictorial
She played soccer, and as a publicity stunt was drafted in the final round of the 1976 NASL draft by the Chicago Sting.
This is a picture of Marilyn Lange, who was drafted by the Chicago Sting.
My review of the Paris Hilton sex tape
Monday, May 4, 2015
Magnum Force as Pool Girl
Somers lost the role of Jill Monroe on Charlie's Angels to Farrah Fawcett, but got the last laugh as the dumb blond Chrissie in the classic sitcom Three's Company
In 1987 Somer's starred in a sitcom titled She's the Sheriff
from 1997-1999 she hosted a new version of Candid Camera with Peter Funt. Peter Funt just sounds like a dirty name. Or a medical condition. In this case maybe a priapism.
She sold millions of Thighmasters on television, and is still creating late night boners for millions.
if you had to guess what a woman this hot might get arrested for in 1970, what would you guess? Wrong. Bad checks.
That's a nice Jack Tripper you got there.
The tits that broke the color barrier
Monday, April 27, 2015
No idea what that title means, but I don't question Dr. Wolfsburg. Avril Lund was Pet of the Year 1974 for Penthouse magazine. She also appeared in the March 1973 issue. Beforehand she had worked as a psychiatric nurse and a Sunday school teacher. She is remembered best for her tanlines.
Born in Dublin, Ireland
Green eyes, black hair
Penthouse Pet of the Month March1973
Worked at the St. Francis Psychiatric Hospital at Haywards Heath, West Sussex
Lund was also a folk singer
And a Sunday school teacher
Here she is with the 1974 Excalibur SS Phaeton that was her prize for being the 1974 Penthouse Pet of the Year