|Although there is some denial, and lots of reasons no one seems to remember, it seems unlikely the model on the cover of Tom Waits' album Small Change could be anyone other than Cassandra Peterson.|
And the winner of the Zombiethong 2013 Bikini Contest is... be careful, these girls bite.
|And here is a behind the scenes photo of the Small Change shoot. If that's not Elvira, it's her twin sister. Fortunately, it was still a few years before Peterson became famous, so she did these pictorials.|
Have fun with this next one, because...
|This is the only picture of Cassandra Peterson from behind.|
|Lemonaid, the cool, refreshing drink.|
Now that you've seen Elvira's vajayjay, want to see Oprah's?
|Low hanging fruits.|
|Green shawl. Also, a very rare picture of her backside.|
|More fruit. From the High Society shoot.|
|This shot is from a Playgirl space pictorial.|
|More from the Gallery shoot.|
|A little grope action from the hitchhiker shoot.|
|And, thank you.|
|Commentor writes in to say we missed this gem.|
|Once again, thanks to our lead researcher at Zombiethong, Dr. Millard Rausch.|
The dirtiest book ever written. Crazy Bitches, by Tessa Clementine. Non shades of gray here. All black, all for men.
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Oh, ya, and Sweet Dreams...