Saturday, March 28, 2015

The Price Ain't Exactly Wrong, Bob. Dian Parkinson, Barker Beauty 1975-93

No sad trombone needed for this segment.

From 1975 to 1993, Parkinson was a Barker's Beauty model on the U.S. television show The Price Is Right, frequently appearing in the "Price Is Right Department Store" Showcase as the elevator operator, as well as becoming the favored model among male viewers for operating the Bump pricing game. Her 18-year tenure on TPIR was among the longest of any of the models.

In 1994 Parkinson filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court (case no. BC106366) against host and executive producer Bob Barker for sexual harassment regarding forced sexual acts in the late 1980s. She claimed a three-year sexual relationship extorted by threats of firing from The Price Is Right.

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You want a piece of me, old man?

No, I want the whole thing.

Rod Roddy.You want to come on down?

You know, Dian, oddly enough, no, I'm one of the 3-5% of men not interested in coming on down. Maybe later.

Your loss.

In a 1993 interview when asked about Bob Barker's animal rights advocacy, Parkinson rejoined "He's always treated my beaver nicely."

As Bob Hope told Parkinson after she toured Vietnam with him on the USO tour in 1965: "Thanks for the mammaries." 

You won a new couch. What couch?

That'd be in the butt, Bob. Wait a minute. Wrong show. Wrong Bob. Wrong blog.

Three new pictures of Elvira 

Only a Wikipedia editor wouldn't know the taint is where the pussy ain't.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Best Breasts of the 1970's? Easy. Ricardo Montalban.

Zombiethong is all about the best breasts of the 1970's. So, when Zombiethong board members Dr. Henry Wolfsburg and Dr. Millard Rausch put their esteemed minds together to try and decide who had the best breasts of the entire decade, only one person came to mind...


They're 100% real, and they're spectacular! He's had them all his life. 

Ricardo Montalban was the epitome of continental elegance, charm and grace on film and television and in the late 1940s and early 1950s reinvigorated the Rudolph Valentino / Ramon Novarro "Latin Lover" style in Hollywood without achieving top screen stardom. Moreover, unlike most minority actors of his time, he fought to upscale the Latin (particularly, Mexican) image in Hollywood. His noted militancy may have cost him a number of roles along the way, but he gained respect and a solid reputation as a mover and shaker within the acting community while providing wider-range opportunities for Spanish-speaking actors via Los Angeles theater.

Oh, the rich, Corinthian leather.

There's only one proper reaction to a perfect set like that...

Ricardo Montalban, by far the best breasts of the 1970's.

Adrienne Barbeau's spectacular breasts, if you like that sort of a thing

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Saturday, March 21, 2015

Adrienne Barbeau's Spectacular Breasts

When Maude came back around on MeTV a couple of years ago I didn't think too much of it. Kind of a boring show. I did appreciate how even in the early 70's they seemed to be dealing with social issues at a level no television show would even dare these days. What I had forgotten, or maybe never knew, was that Adrienne Barbeau was on the show. Let's not waste time discussing early 70's feminism or John Carpenter movies, here are some of the best pictures of Adrienne Barbeaus's boobs I was able to find on the internet.

Born in Sacramento to a French-Canadian father and Armenian-American mother, Adrienne performed in community theater in San Jose during her teen years.

After “Maude,” Adrienne jumped into horror movies. Married to then-husband John Carpenter, Hollywood's renown horror film producer, Adrienne starred in a series of horror and sci-fi flicks in the 1980s: “The Fog;” “Escape From New York;” “Swamp Thing;” and “Creepshow.” 

Swamp Thing
Swamp Thing Side Boob

How could anyone make tits this great boring?

Carnivale 2010. Still getting it done. 

He was only fucking taint

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Wonder Woman Lynda Carter Nude

Wonder Woman is on MeTV now. I think it airs Friday or Saturday night. Lynda Carter is wonderful in it. 

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. The show ran from 1975-1979 on ABC first, then NBC. During World War II, a plane piloted by Major Steve Trevor crashes near Paradise Island, the secret hidden island home of the mighty and eternally young Amazons. He is rescued by Princess Diana, who learns of the war against the Nazis. The Amazons decide to send one of their own to help fight in this crisis. Although forbidden to participate in the selection process, Diana joins secretly and wins the right and responsibility to go. Taking the still unconscious Major to safety, she joins him as Yeoman Diana Prince. Furthermore, when the forces of evil threaten the nation, Diana would spin to transform into Wonder Wonder, armed with a magic belt giving her tremendous strength, bracelets that can stop any bullet, a tiara that can be thrown as a returning weapon and a unbreakable magic lasso that can force anyone to tell the truth. After WW II, she returned to the Island, only to encounter Steve Trevor Jr., agent for IADC, thirty years later. 

The first season of the series was set during World War II. When the series moved from ABC to CBS the next year, the entire format of the show was changed with the immortal Wonder Woman returning to civilization in the late 1970s and teaming up with the son of Steve Trevor from the first season (of course played by the same actor). Lynda Carter's costume also underwent some minor modifications with the changeover.

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Lynda Carter was born on July 24, 1951 in Phoenix, Arizona, USA as Linda Jean Cordova Carter. She is an actress, known for Wonder Woman (1975), The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) and Sky High (2005). She has been married to Robert Altman since January 29, 1984. They have two children. She was previously married to Ron Samuels.

She has appeared nude twice. In the 1976 movie Bobbi Jo and the Outlaw, and the 1991 movie Daddy. Any other pictures you see are likely fake. 

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Thursday, January 15, 2015

Every Nude Picture of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Ever

Dr. Millard Rausch, our chief researcher and archivist here at Zombiethong, went to great lengths to assemble every nude picture of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Cassandra Peterson, that is known to exist. 

Cassandra Peterson is a small town girl from Kansas who got out as fast as she could, and headed to Las Vegas, where she worked as a go go dancer, purportedly catching the eye (at the very least) of Elvis. The didn't call him The King because he was a chump.

After this very early sex scene pictorial, where she shows gratitude to a trucker who gives her a ride, Peterson moved to Los Angeles, and joined the comedy troupe The Groundlings, with future stars Phil Hatman and Paul Rubens (Pee Wee Herman). She has been friends with Pee Wee Herman ever since, appearing in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Before her big break as host of Movie Macabre, Peterson continued to shoot pictorials for magazines like High Society. I suppose we can thank poverty for most of the nude pictures we have of famous women. Although there is to this day some debate, and no one remembers all that clearly, Elvira appeared on the cover of Tom Waits' album small change in the nude.

Although there is some denial, and lots of reasons no one seems to remember, it seems unlikely the model on the cover of Tom Waits' album Small Change could be anyone other than Cassandra Peterson. 

And the winner of the Zombiethong 2013 Bikini Contest is... be careful, these girls bite.
And here is a behind the scenes photo of the Small Change shoot. If that's not Elvira, it's her twin sister. Fortunately, it was still a few years before Peterson became famous, so she did these pictorials.

Have fun with this next one, because...

This is the only picture of Cassandra Peterson from behind.

Conch sucker

About to...

Lemonaid, the cool, refreshing drink.

Now that you've seen Elvira's vajayjay, want to see Oprah's?

Low hanging fruits.

Green shawl. Also, a very rare picture of her backside. 

More fruit. From the High Society shoot.

Can I be of service?

If you find a twenty in there, it's mine.

This shot is from a Playgirl space pictorial. 

More from the Gallery shoot. 

It's so nice to be with you...

A little grope action from the hitchhiker shoot.


And, thank you.
Then Cassandra Peterson's big break came when she was named the host of Movie Macabre, which debuted in September 1981 from Los Angeles, and aired  140 episodes before it was cancelled in 1986. Her legendary boobs were seen only one more time after that, during a wardrobe malfunction on the set of  Elvira, Mistress of the Dark in 1988.

Commentor writes in to say we missed this gem. 

Once again, thanks to our lead researcher at Zombiethong, Dr. Millard Rausch.

The dirtiest book ever written. Crazy Bitches, by Tessa Clementine. Non shades of gray here. All black, all for men.

Lynda Carter's esteemable boobs

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Oh, ya, and Sweet Dreams...

A few new ones here...

From Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again (1982)
As Busty Nurse
And, well, who cares where this comes from, just be thankful it exists.