Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Ma, Ma, Arlene Bell

There is no shortage of topless pictures of Arlene Bell, one of the most popular and photographed models of the early 1970's. So, being the nice guy he is, Henry Wolfsburg  went out and collected a bunch of his favorites for Zombiethong.

Arlene Bell is reported to be a nice Jewish girl from Southern California who just happened to like being nude. This is a picture from her tryout with Harlem Globetrotters in 1969.

But she quickly developed a reputation as a ball hog and was cut from the team.

She appeared multiple times in Gem, Gent, and Fling magazines between 1970 and 1975 when she disappeared from the scene. 




5 ft 3


Ring dong ding dong banana phone


Blond wig


Arlene Bell

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Which Playmate Had the Biggest Breasts of All Time? A Pictorial Debate.

Playmate of the Month November 1975, Janet Lupo, has been called the bustiest Playboy Playmate of all time, and we'll let you decide for yourself. The only other claimant to that throne is Rosemary Hillcrest, Miss October 1964.

Rosemary Hillcrest, a student in economics and Sociology at Exeter at the time of this photo shoot.

Janet Lupo, of Hoboken, became a Playboy Bunny in 1974, and was Playmate of the Month in November, 1975. This is a close one. More pictures are required.

Hillcrest became a playmate when she traveled to Chicago to interview Hugh Hefner for a story for her school paper. She got the interview.

Janet Lupo became a flight attendant, then later a real estate agent in her native New Jersey. 

Rosemarie Hillcrest is not known to have done another nude photo shoot after this. Eventually she moved to North Wales, and is a public relations agent there to this day.

This is kind of a dead heat here. One more.

41"-25"-38". Hike. Statistically the biggest breasts ever to appear in Playboy.

Janet Lupo selling a house. 

Verdict: Who cares which one has bigger breasts?

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Marilyn Lange Those Boobs Are Like Soccer Balls

Marilyn Lange was Playmate of the Month for May 1974, and later, the 1975 Playmate of the Year.

She married a drummer right out of high school, so she's not that smart

She was quoted as saying she thought sexually explicit entertainment had taken the imagination out of the erotic experience.

She lived in Hawaii.

May 1974 Playboy pictorial

She played soccer, and as a publicity stunt was drafted in the final round of the 1976 NASL draft by the Chicago Sting. 

This is a picture of Marilyn Lange, who was drafted by the Chicago Sting. 

My review of the Paris Hilton sex tape

Monday, May 4, 2015

Three Might Be Company, But Two Was More Than a Crowd For Suzanne Somers

Magnum Force as Pool Girl

Somers lost the role of Jill Monroe on Charlie's Angels to Farrah Fawcett, but got the last laugh as the dumb blond Chrissie in the classic sitcom Three's Company


In 1987 Somer's starred in a sitcom titled She's the Sheriff

from 1997-1999 she hosted a new version of Candid Camera with Peter Funt. Peter Funt just sounds like a dirty name. Or a medical condition. In this case maybe a priapism. 

She sold millions of Thighmasters on television, and is still creating late night boners for millions.

if you had to guess what a woman this hot might get arrested for in 1970, what would you guess? Wrong. Bad checks.

That's a nice Jack Tripper you got there.

The tits that broke the color barrier 

Monday, April 27, 2015

Avril Lund and the Titty Tanlines of Tantalus

No idea what that title means, but I don't question Dr. Wolfsburg. Avril Lund was Pet of the Year 1974 for Penthouse magazine. She also appeared in the March 1973 issue. Beforehand she had worked as a psychiatric nurse and a Sunday school teacher. She is remembered best for her tanlines.

Born in Dublin, Ireland


Green eyes, black hair

Penthouse Pet of the Month March1973

Worked at the St. Francis Psychiatric Hospital at Haywards Heath, West Sussex

Lund was also a folk singer

And a Sunday school teacher

Here she is with the 1974 Excalibur SS Phaeton that was her prize for being the 1974 Penthouse Pet of the Year

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Nichelle Nichols Nude Pics

Oh hail yes. Nichelle Nichols, better known as Nyota Uhuru of the original Star trek series.

Purists dispute Nichols and co-star engaged in the first interracial kiss broadcast on American television. Zombiethong says close enough.

Nichols sang with Duke Ellingston and Lionel Hampton before becoming an actress.

Former NASA astronaut Mae Jemison has cited Nichols' role of Lieutenant Uhura as her inspiration for wanting to become an astronaut

Nip slip


Nice vacuum pose

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The Tits That Broke the Color Barrier: Sylvia McFarland

We all know that Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in Major League baseball, but few know that it was a big-breasted, small-waisted Black woman, born in Detroit, and raised in Trinidad, that broke the titty barrier. Her name was Sylvia McFarland.

Her DDD boobs reportedly weighed 20 LBS

It is reported on occasion she would take a shower.

Then sit on a couch to air dry.

To give you some idea of proportion: that's a tree branch.

Speaking of proportion.

I like that lamp in the background.

Necklace made out of teeth that broke off on her tits.

Your attempts are futile.

In my beautiful balloon.

Five feet tall.

Her career was very short, approximately 1974-1977, and she is said to have returned to Trinidad after her short-lived career. A couple of soft-core movies have been rumored to exist, but have not surfaced.